A Dog Called Demolition
Danny is not sad and lonely any more, because Danny has 'the voice', the voice of an imaginary dog called Demolition. The dog tells him what to do, like how to …
Apocalypso
If you moved down to Brighton to take over the Bookshop you inherited when your Uncle died, you'd expect a nice quiet life. You wouldn't expect your dead uncle …
Armageddon: Book 2: They Came And Ate Us
Continuing the theme of Armageddon: The Musical, this book chronicles the further adventures of characters such as Rambo Bloodaxe, Deathblade Eric and Hugo Rune…
Armageddon: Book 3: The Suburban Book Of The Dead
The final part of the Armageddon trilogy. When Rex finds himself back on Earth in the final hours before the nuclear holocaust, things really start to confuse h…
Armageddon: The Musical
t is the year 2050 and the soap opera The Earthers is making big video bucks in the intergalactic ratings race. Alien TV executives know exactly what the old ea…
Dadadedada Code
Robert Rankin, the world's Master of Far Fetched Fiction, takes us on a roller coaster ride in his brand-new bestseller, which focuses on the biggest conspiracy…
Knees Up Mother Earth
Magic, time travel and football, not exactly your everyday combination - but the fate of mankind hangs upon the result. And everything.
Necrophenia
It is a matter of historical record that during the latter part of World War II, England's top-secret Ministry of Serendipity enlisted the services of arch-magi…
Nostradamus Ate My Hamster
Robert wants to be a star in the movies. Using his computer he has invented a system that could put the old stars back on the screen, alongside him. He has the …
Raiders Of The Lost Car Park
Hugo Rune returns. And just in time, for the evil fairies of Brentford are planning to conquer the world. To publicise his mission, Hugo plans to kidnap the Que…
Sex And Drugs And Sausage Rolls
This is the anarchic comedy of one man who realises his secret ambition to get into the music industry by managing a band called Gandhi's Hairdryer. He's soon t…
Snuff Fiction
Society's plug is about to be pulled, big time. At the stroke of midnight on 31 December 1999, computer systems all over the world will crash and plunge us into…
Sprout Mask Replica
His great-great-grandfather died at the Battle of Little Big Horn after going to complain about the noise; his grandfather spoke only in rhyming couplets; his f…
The Book Of Ultimate Truths
The late Hugh Artemis Solon Saturnicus Reginald Arthur Rune, hailed as the guru's guru, penned more than eight million words of genius, but vital chapters which…
The Brentford Trilogy: Book 1: Antipope
This story uncovers suburbia's darkest secrets - mostly in The Flying Swan, a cosmic Rovers Return where Neville the barman and Archroy, owner of five magic bea…
The Brentford Trilogy: Book 2: The Brentford Triangle
A sequel to The Antipope, this is the second novel in The Brentford Trilogy. All over Brentford electrical appliances were beginning to fail, could it be that i…
The Brentford Trilogy: Book 3: East Of Ealing
The third book in The Brentford Trilogy, following on from The Antipope and The Brentford Triangle. Once again it features the further adventures of Jim Pooley,…
The Brentford Trilogy: Book 4: The Sprouts Of Wrath
The fourth part of the Brentford Trilogy. Amazing, but true, Brentford Town Council has agreed to host the next Olympic Games. However, something sinister is af…
The Brentford Trilogy: Book 5: The Brentford Chainstore Massacre
There is nothing more powerful than a bad idea whose time has come. And there can be few ideas less bad or more potentially apocalyptic than that hatched by gen…
The Brightonomicon
When our teenage hero takes his beloved one, Enid Earles, away for a dirty weekend in Brighton, things do not go as he might have wished. Instead of a night of …
The Brightonomicon CD
This is the tale of two incredible people - one who knows he is incredible and the other who learns to be incredible. Set in 1960 in Brighton, self-styled guru …
The Dance Of The Voodoo Handbag
The story of Billy, whose Grandmother left him the voodoo handbag in her will, after he had sold her soul to science. The tales it told Billy would change his l…
The Fandom Of The Operator
Young hero or anti-hero Gary Cheese grows up in a warped 1950s Brentford with two main interests: death, and the Lazlo Woodbine private-eye novels by P. P. Penr…
The Garden Of Unearthly Delights
It was something to do with the cycles of history, the way great civilizations rise and fall. Few people noticed the changes at first, and by the time everyone …
The Hollow Chocolate Bunnies Of The Apocalypse
The time is now, the place is just around the corner from reality and Magic is the new Rock 'n' Roll: 21st century high-tech designer magic. It's finely tuned, …
The Most Amazing Man Who Ever Lived
Norman's dad fell out of the sky and flattened him. Norman doesn't want to work at The Universal Reincarnation Company and it's God's fault. If He hadn't closed…
The Witches Of Chiswick
Have you ever wondered how Victorians such as Jules Verne and H.G. Wells managed to dream up all that fantastic futuristic fiction? Did it ever occur to you tha…
Toyminator
Somewhere over the rainbow and just off the Yellow Brick Road stands Toy City, formerly known as Toy Town. And things are not going well for the city's inhabita…
Waiting For Godalming
God's other son, Colin, who was edited out of the Bible when Jesus got artistic control, is a bit pissed off. Well wouldn't you be, with your brother stealing t…
Website Story
They wrote it off as a scare story. The Millennium Bug was the non-event of the 20th century. But they were wrong, because the bug was real. It's a computer vir…Basket
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